What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Me : I don't drink

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

While emptying a house, have you ever seen something in it that blew your mind?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?

Me : Sure.

Me : No

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Do you anal play alone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

He : Tea ?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why don't I want to talk to my girlfriend when she loves me a lot? I feel bored.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : I'm 24.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

What’s a historical event you wish more people talked about?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Me : Thank you.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)